game npc: hero!! you must save the world from certain destruction!! we have no time left!!

me: k

me: [changes outfit, does three minor quests, changes outfit again, upgrades outfit, does seven more minor quests, runs around punching chickens, changes outfit, completes an entirely separate questline, plays a different video game altogether, changes outfit in real life, plays first videogame again]

me: okay im ready to save the world

game npc: please hurry hero!!

me: actually hold on

me: [changes outfit]