When I cross the burning bridge

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illckr:

homealonethree:

AMERICANS: name every single canadian province

Hoenn Johto Kanto Sinnoh Unova Kalos

Posted 6 hours ago With 16,519 notes

theboyvvithoutasoul:

imagine this: an immortal person absolutely losing it on their 420th birthday

Posted 6 hours ago With 243 notes

“I guess”

I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)

Posted 6 hours ago With 156,998 notes

alpacalypse:

what can i be for halloween which is sexy AND hilarious at the same time…

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myself

Posted 6 hours ago With 207,015 notes

lipsitck:

When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.

Posted 9 hours ago With 74,778 notes

meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

Posted 9 hours ago With 554,283 notes

astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

Posted 9 hours ago With 152,371 notes

jaylool:

Pass that milk on over fuckboy I gotta get my calcium up

breakfastburritoe:

when ur texting a boy and he wants to play the question game

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Posted 9 hours ago With 23,239 notes